foodha for thought – menuism blog

Need a laugh? Here are some food quotes that may just give you a giggle.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. – Anonymous

I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. – Katherine Cebrian

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. – George Carlin

Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? – Charles De Gaulle

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. – Robert Byrne

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. – José Simons

I don’t think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we’re stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians. – Pat McNelis

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them. - Vince Staten

You never know where to look when eating a banana. - Peter Kay